What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Deuteronomy 17

Bible.. Hm.?

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

You shall not bear false witness.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I don't like

What did one boob say to the other boob

I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

This isn't going to, hurt.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But this is not

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?